Shrek Is Love Obama Is Life.

When a strange orphan girl is taken in by the king of Lutenia, nobody was prepared for the bloodshed and insanity that she would bring with her. All of Lutenia falls into an icy prison as powers start to shift. Anai, the orphaned girl, now grown-up is trapped in the heart of it all. Soon to be the heir's wife, she is an easy target to prey on by everyone and to use for their own gain, as a puppet with her strings forever pulled. But what happens when the power is placed into the wrong hands? What happens if that power is divided? A black bird watches the future queen with amusement, extinct is just a word, deceit's around every corner, the snow never stops falling, and immortals hide among mortals. Death puts every name on her list, her claws digging deep. Yet she has been betrayed by her own hand. With fake pleasantries and lying hearts, Vlarion's people wonder what is to become of them in the darkening days where shape shifters roam free and where war and murder can happen at any second. Villages and towns are devastated, people are killed, and shape shifters move closer to the capital city, Alua. As the king figures out what will happen to his reign and his son stepping up to take the throne, a girl sits by a window and plots her revenge, waiting for the day when the world will shatter like ice. Never did she wonder, and stop to accept that that world might be hers.

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

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