HEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young (I'm 20 now and don't write in this anymore) so just keep that in mind while reading haha. A lot of things are silly, and the humor is outdated and childish because I was just a kid having fun, so no need to take anything seriously. Also, this was mostly written back in 2015 when a lot of things in the FNaF story weren't really known so a lot of things (such as names) are INCORRECT which I am also completely aware of I simply just haven't gone back to correct any of them and I probably never will. I hope you enjoy my middle school brain's writing as much as I did at the time of writing these chapters. Also... I do not own FNaF, all rights go to Scott Cawthon. Much love, Flash <3

This book is filled with sexual jokes, puns and innuendos of the dirty mined delight.

"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "All right. It's a deal." - hey !! me (chaoticnyxx) am NOT, under ANY MEANS, the OG author of this !! please don't give me credit when credit isn't due. happy reading !! OG author: Gibslythe on AO3

Filled with sad sayings and quotes. Warning: you'll probably feel sad. Read at your own risk **None of these quotes/sayings are written by me unless stated otherwise** ☻ I'm always here if u need someone to talk to, just message me :) [Highest Rank in Poetry: #1 as of 12/9/2016] ♚♚♚

we are going to tell some texting jokes (don't take it serious it's just some jokes)