these are just funny and fun things you can do if you are bored or want something to do and jokes you might like :) ............... the're not mine

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Let's face it. There are way more cliché books on this website than there are unique ones. Even the ones people say are unique tend to have some kind of cliché undertone. And then the ones that really are unique almost never ever get discovered. And it sucks. But for those of you who don't know your book is cliché, this book is for you. Because it seems to me like that is the case for some people. Not all books are going to be entirely unique, but sometimes there needs to be a balance between both sides. And I'm here to help you find it. If there are 500 words in a chapter, can you spot the clichés?

The random rantings of a Muslim teenage girl whisking away her woes and troubles on the oh so comforting digital pages of Wattpad. Expect randomness, thoughtful contemplations and the occasional "speaking-to-myself" montages. Step foot inside my digital journal and do not be afraid to laugh, cry uncontrollably or give a standing ovation (doing all of the above is also acceptable). Still interested? Well then read away! Yours Truly, -veil_24

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

Sometimes all you really need is a place to call home. * * * Being re-written completely as of May 14, 2021

Over the year of going to public schools, I've been asked some very stupid questions. Here are some of the questions that I can remember. If any of you Muslim girls out there and even some guys out there have been asked any dumb questions please do not hesitate to place them in the comments below and I'll add them to the list and put your name beside it.

Chase Gibbs is a street kid. After his mother kicks him out he finds it even harder to trust anyone. In New York City he sits on the corners and wait for people to toss him their spare change. In the city not many people take pity on a black 16 year old teen or anybody for that matter. When Chase unexpectedly meets Zaylee, an 11 year old runaway, he feels like he must help her endure the streets. Together the two steal and run to survive the harsh streets. When a gang and a stranger take a sudden interest in Chase his life takes a sharp turn.

"Actually I'm taking medicine, Maths didn't turn out to be my forte." Said Fatima, who is leaving her current university SAF (School of Accounting and Finance) for Al-shifa Medical college. She is around 20, an ordinary Muslim and hijabi girl who is enjoying her life to bits in SAF. Her life takes a turn, a hard one, the day She enters AMC, Al-shifa Medical college. Thinking that life will soon soothe out, she is ready to cope with the upcoming challenges. But she don't know that life is unpredictable. There are yet so many challenges in her way. But being a courageous and optimistic lady, she will fight for her life, a beautiful life. Not only this, but she will also show the world that her Niqab ( veil ) is not an obstacle in her path. And A niqabi girl can also find her true love in form of pure relation -Marriage..!

Cherry blossom lipstick: check Smokey eyes: check Skinny jeans: check Dead kid in the mirror: check For sixteen year old Mattie Hathaway, this is her normal everyday routine. She's been able to see ghosts since her mother tried to murder her when she was five years old. No way does she want anyone to know she can talk to spooks. Being a foster kid is hard enough without being labeled a freak too. Normally, she just ignores the ghosts and they go away. There's a little glitch this time. The ghost she sees is her foster sister, Sally. Everyone thinks she's just another runaway. Mattie knows the truth, though-she's dead, murdered. Foster kids look out for each other and Mattie feels like she has to help Sally, but she can't do it alone. Against her better judgment, she teams up with a young police officer and together they set out to discover the truth of Sally's disappearance. Now the killer has set his sights on her. It becomes a race to see if she can find the truth before the serial killer finds her.