"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

Si girl ay isang simpleng babae lamang. Masiyahin, matalino, mabait, palakaibigan at higit sa lahat may pagka-isip bata ito. Almost perfect na sana eh kaya lang immature kung mag-isip pero huwag niyo siyang mamaliitin. Dahil once na mambara na siya. Naku! Umiwas o kaya magtago ka na dahil hinding-hindi ka niya uurungan. Si boy ay isang mayaman na lalaki pero hindi ito ang pinapangarap mong Prince Charming. Ito ay ubod ng sungit, mayabang, isnabero, tahimik, matalino ngunit sobra-sobra sa pagiging gwapo. Hindi man siya katulad ng mga Prince Charming sa mga fairy tales pero maraming mga babae ang nahuhumaling sa kanya. Babala! Wag na wag mo siyang ibabadtrip dahil once na mawalan siya ng mood sayo. Ayus-ayusin mo na ang pananalita mo dahil baka mapahiya ka lang sa pamimilosopo niya. Parehas silang mga walang kwentang kausap. Parehas nilang pinapahiya ang mga tao. Ngunit magkaiba ang ugali nila. Ang isa ay immature kung mag-isip samantalang ang isa naman ay matured. Paano kung magkrus ang landas ng dalawa? Paano nila kakausapin ang isa't-isa? Paano kung si girl ay binara si boy samanatalang si boy ay pinilosopo si girl? Matatapos pa kaya ang bangayan nila kung pareho nilang binabara ang isa't-isa? Sino ang mananalo? Si Ms. Pambara ba o si Mr. Pilosopo? Pero bago 'yon, simulan muna natin ang kwento when Ms.Pambara meets Mr. Pilosopo ©JamieeeBlue/05-13-14 *PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME*