Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

│PUBLISHED│ Be ready for her trippings. The little devil, Fancy Jewel Abellano. Copyrighted Pinkyjhewelii, 2014

The new semester opens with a bang that shocks the four Houses of QED University, an exclusive school for promising students of the science of deduction and art of detection. The Holmesian Harriet Harrison never thought that the day would come when their archnemesis Moriartian faction beat them in the House War. Her competitive attitude toward her class rival Morrie Moreno intensifies, each trying to outsmart and outmaneuver the other. But trouble does not stop there. The most charming Adlerian Aiden Alterra commits himself to a "secret mission" and starts pestering Harriet. The seemingly mute Wilhelmina Williams from the Watsonian faction also gets dragged along with the three in a string of mysterious incidents that will plague the university. Despite their dissenting motivations and unique personalities, the four will have no choice but to work together as a team toward one common goal and against one common enemy. The classes begin. Character illustrations by RAZE_DALI

A duke's daughter wanted nothing in her life but the sweet nothingness of death, as she felt like her life served no purpose. Her wish was granted when she was killed in an unfortunate accident, yet in a sudden turn of events, she was forced to reincarnate. As fate has it, she was reborn in her original world, but not directly after her death. As she is living her new life, she tries to forget the pain of her old life. But, what exactly is behind her reincarnation? Will she be able to live her new life to the fullest? ======================= Info: HIT THE 200 CHAPTERS LIMIT, continuation can be found here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/235400347-but-god-forced-me-to-reincarnate-2 - Full title : I Didn't Even Want to Live, But God Forced Me to Reincarnate! - If you want to support this novel, gain advanced chapter access, and help increasing this story's update rate, please support me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ConvallariasLibrary - There's a Discord server for those who're interested: https://discord.gg/qdF55vE -This story's also published on other platforms. Please don't repost this elsewhere without my permission! - Each chapter in Wattpad is short (approx. 1000-2000 words). - *Author's comment:* This is my first original novel, so I hope you will like it. Don't hesitate to give your vote/like and comments! They will surely motivate me to write more. Thanks for reading ^^ - Highest rank record: #2 in Fantasy on 4 August 2018 #1 in Fantasy and #2 in Slice of Life on 7 August 2018 #2 in Fantasy and #1 in Slice of Life on 11 August 2018 #1 in Slice of Life and #2 in Heart-warming on 17 March 2019 #1 in Isekai, #5 in Reincarnation, and #29 in Comedy on 25 April 2019 #12 in Japanese, #5 in Heart-warming, and #8 in Isekai on 12 January 2020 #1 in Reincarnate, #9 in Female Protagonist, #8 in Japanese on 16 June 2020