"This is Perfecto Prince Pizza. How may I be of assistance?" "Inferno Prawns what? Hold up. Your voice doesn't sound like a male one." "Of course it does not. Unless I have grown testicles overnight." ○ ○ ○ In which a frosty Xmas merges with a slice of pizza, creating the perfect combination, through one wrongly dialled number. ○ ○ ○ A pizza surely complements a Christmas dinner, the magic is only amplified, with love, laughter, happiness and a Christmas tree already decorated, plus a Yule log begging to be eaten.