They say money can't buy happiness, but love always leaves you broken. Take a ride with 4 bestfriends who proves that you can definitely have it all

Last night Farts got extremely drunk and started throwing Texas Clover Leafs, and Facebusters on his furniture unaware of operation "Gas Mask" the Chinese Triads assassination attempt on the malodorous Ex Pro Amatuer Wrestling Phenom - Roarin Farts McGuilliman

It was a Tuesday night in the South Bronx, Long Dick Chappy was scoping his second string hoes from the Big Dick Caddy make money giving 2 for 1 HJ's, his bottom bitch wearing a pink ultra mini with Asian discount Red Bottoms, "Olivia Le'Avenem Limp", was up $680 for the night, she was 4'10 and a former Professional Russian Bear Jockey which gave her a short stroke with a firm grip, making her fast and efficient with the hand jobs.

Jimmy Crack Stems was getting crack attacks during his banausic subway ride to uptown, he had to get himself off, he was going through the smoke shakes and he needed to rub one off to get through this monotonous ride, so just to feel a adrenaline rush from a self inflicted orgasm, he limped to the back of the subway car and started to precariously unbuckle his belt, Jimmy Crack Stems whipped it out and began to stroke it.

I wrote this a year ago. It started as a bed time story and now I'm finally posting it. Most of it's from memory since the file for deleted,but i still hope you enjoy.