"No Professor," I sobbed, while trying to catch my breath. "I don't know anything. I swear! You could shove Veritaserum down my throat and my answer wouldn't change!" My name is Lily, and some very curious things have happened in my fourteen years on this planet that us humans call Earth. For one thing, I have two, very obnoxious brothers. If a normal person would read that, they would think "That isn't such an unusual thing for a girl to call her brothers" and if you will, trust me when I say that I agree with every aspect. Yes, my brothers are quite obnoxious, although I would cry at one of their funerals, and celebrate at the others. All of the curious things that have happened to me are because of them. My oldest brother, James, is the less obnoxious of the two. His is the funeral of which I would cry. We're close, very close. Aside from Rose Weasley, he's my best friend. Now, on the other hand...Albus is the person that is filled to the brim with every terrible personality that one could think of. Idiocy. Pride. I could honestly ramble on for hours about the boy that is my chief tormentor. This September first just so happens to be the first day of my fourth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It's also the first day of Albus's fifth year, and James's seventh. " I had heard that they had added a new feature onto the Hogwarts Express. I though it was very interesting. The feature was that when the train was about five kilometers away from the school, it would somehow "break down" if there were any dangers upon the train or in the rest of its path. The new feature had not been used yet. Until now. "

Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!