Just when her wish for a death sentence comes true, he appears. Jinah only has a few months left to live and she can't wait. She looks forward to the day she can finally close her eyes and never have to open them again. But, her once bleak life becomes tainted by his colourful presence. Disclaimer: very angsty

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!