My daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.

Long ago, in an unknown distant land, a book was written, a book that contained many secrets. That anyone, in any part of the globe, planet or galaxy can read, luring people into it's stories of other lives in other places. It can never be said when and where this book will end, it can take anyone into a whole world of possibilities, and one of them, is the key to the never ending story. Just remember, that Curiosity killed the Cat... PART OF THE WATTYS 2016 AWARDS! #WATTYS2016 Written by: Brendon Thearle Classification: G Story © 2014/2016 - Brendon Thearle, all rights reserved. No copyright infringement intended! DO NOT COPY/DUPLICATE!

A short story of an abandoned bathroom stall door giving desperate, heartbroken girls relationship advice, hot guys incorrectly trying to woo hearts, a stupid dare in action, and irrationality ruling the minds of every character.

My son doesn't remember. He just doesn't. And yet, before he was even in kindergarten, he could read. I don't understand the human brain...