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"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****

after all these years, i can finally see him again

the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

Alesana Marie Nicholls is 23 years of age, she still lives with the monster known as her adopted father. She has a lot of secrets, but so does life. One day, she decides enough is enough, and tries to leave, but a particular person puts an end to that. Alesana stays with that person and secret after secret begins to unfold. Bum bum bummmmm wanna read and see what happens???

where dan is a struggling music artist and phil is a cocky, successful and a sexually frustrated producer ; copyright © 2016 ; highest ranking #5

Struggling with your sexuality? Check. Warped Tour? Check. Drunken parties? Check. Falling in love your best friend? Not on the agenda.

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

"So," He says, "I never got your name." I smile, "It's Lucinda." He smiles back at me, "Beautiful, just like you." ✝ Lucinda is just a small town girl.. Until she meets Oli Sykes and falls in love with him. Could it be true love, or will her world come crashing down?