A somewhat normal college student decides to stay in a house with six other students: Leon the dramatic pretty boy. Minnie the extreme couponing Philosophy major. Kayla the fashion diva who drinks way too much Starbucks. Ricardo the mature Psychology major. JC the dancing maniac with too cute dimples. Then finally Chance the paranoid and quiet Geology nerd with a heavily medicated turtle that is the devil reincarnated named Larry. And throw in a couple of crazy cousins, an ex who wants revenge, a protective older brother, a couple of killers, and you got yourself a craaaazy first year of College! Warning! This story contains a ton of colorful/naughty words, heated content, a crazy ass turtle, annnd a whole lot of random shit related to fandoms! Oh, and this isn't editted! You've been warned :D Going to be re-written in late 2017/2018.

Steven Jacobs is hot. Yep, it's a true fact. He can get laid at the drop of a hat, does whatever the hell he wants, and is the most popular guy at school. But when his mom leaves for a lengthy trip for work, his precious reputation could be torn apart. Why? She got him a babysitter. ... Lena Scott isn't a slut, but she isn't a goody two shoes either. She seems to float through school (along side her crazy best-friend Kat) waiting for the chance she can get out and just leave for wherever she thinks up. Only problem is, she needs money. When she lands the best babysitting job in her life she is crazy excited. Little does she know, she'll be watching a BIG baby. ...............The Jock's Babysitter................