I refer to Grelle as a female in these scenarios hence why the title is Boyfriend/Girlfriend Scenarios not just boyfriend.

A set of scenarios with Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu, Tobi and Deidara. Some strong language and suggestive themes may occur.

You have ten days before you die. The infamous "Jeff the Killer" shows up one night to kill you, but creates a deal with you instead. If you survive ten days, you live. If you don't, well, you obviously die. Fun, right? The only problem is that you laugh every time you see him. His face is just so funny! How will you control yourself? What if he starts to love you? Ha! He's a nasty, blood-sucking, gay-as-hell jerk-face. There's no way you'd fall for that. He was the one that broke into your house, so he was gonna play by your rules. Every time he insults your slutty friend- slap in the face! Every time he calls you stupid and a whale- slap in the face! Will you survive all ten days with this inconsiderate asshole? -+- This is a JTK x Reader from second person point of view. It's a parody of my other fanfiction, "Killer Romance" This is the funny version, and the other one is the serious version. I don't own most of the characters. (Jeff The Killer x Reader PARODY) WARNING: Contains lots of sarcasm and swearing. IF YOU DON'T LIKE RACIST JOKES AND/OR GET OFFENDED BY HUMOR, DON'T READ THIS. Good luck to those of you who persevere onward. I'm sorry if your family looks at you crazy for laughing like a maniac at your phone or crying because of how pathetic and stupid this book is. Most of the plot is exactly how it is in the original book, so DON'T GET MAD IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. Co-me-dy. It's not meant to make sense. -+- I do not give doc truyen or any individual, website, organization, server, etc. the right to reproduce, post, publish, steal, etc. my stories and ideas.

Romano and Spain also known to us humans as Lovino and Antonio, have always had their strange ways of communication and friendship. But one day when they get lost in an Alley they had no clue that one moment would change their lives forever. [If you don't like Yaoi [BoyxBoy] stories then don't read or leave rude comments please? If I need critiquing then you are free to critque.~ :3 Please enjoy~

What if all the countries had lovely little diaries? Well now you get to find out! *Warning* Implied yaoi! And themes of a sexual nature!

Dear Substitute, Thank you for teaching the class in my stead! Please remember, if Prussia is hit into the ground we have American butter in the fridge and if students wish to play 'Toss The Sealand' it's fine and completely appropriate. Now then, report cards will be due soon, so please start to write them. Feel free to be completely honest, the students will (probably) not hurt you! Just remember to look for the warning signs, like your pipes missing and such. Anyway, talk to you later! Read the report cards of the countries in numerous criterias such as math, science, language, and of course, Toss The Sealand. If you have a certain country you'd like to request, please do so! I love talking to you guys too, so comment away~ Future Plans: -2P Country Report Cards -Role Playin Chapter (You'll see later!)

Basically u guys give me truth or dares for the characters from soul eater and........... Well you are just gonna have to read the first chapter to find out now aren't you. Have fun and do not forget to comment and give me truth and dares.

Small explainations.

"It's not my fault that dog food is only supposed to be eaten by dogs..." "You can't blame me for actually heating up an egg in the oven to see if it hatches..." "Can you stop staring at me like that? It's not like I did it on purpose..." "C'mon, you can't blame me for trying to figure out where the air vent actually leads to..." "It's not my fault that I used food-coloring as hair-dye, I wanted to dye my hair..." "...I'm just naturally random." And, that's what lands her in awkward situations. Her random ways aren't going to end anytime soon. But, with a goal to get a guy friend? Something's bound to get messy. Let the hunt for friends begin. Cover by Inferius_