*UPDATE: I WILL​ NOT BE REWRITING THIS STORY NOR WILL I ANSWER TO ANYMORE COMMENTS ON IT* You know how they say you should never have a relationship with your coworkers? Especially the "weird" ones. Yeah, you're falling for Edward. Edward Nygma. Everyone warns you, but let's be honest? How can nobody fall for his adorable riddles? His eyes? His cute awkwardness? (This was my first fanfic like a year ago please don't read it it's shit but if you really want to that's fine also I suppose) Slight trigger warning *UPDATE: I WILL​ NOT BE REWRITING THIS STORY NOR WILL I ANSWER TO ANYMORE COMMENTS ON IT*

"don't fail me psycho" . { the first book written on this account, excuse any spelling or editing mistakes : first written 6/18/15 }

Gotham preferences Jim gordon victor zsasz Oswald cobblepot Edward nygma Bruce Wayne Jarvis tetch Jerome valeska Jeremiah valeska

a insomniac's new job for a Gotham crime boss proves to be insidious // september 2015

I am in the much needed process of rewriting this, as it is absolutely awful, so chapters will be changing!

Just his lyrics that's all

Once upon a time, Mark anonymously messaged Jack on kik. Jack was confused, worried, and downright terrified at first, but once he realized it was just a "secret admirer," he was calm, and eventually began to fall in love, until he found out who this mystery person was. //highest rankings: #64 in fanfiction #1 in septiplier #2 in kik//

Craig broke up with Tweek. Now Tweek's with Kenny. Craig doesn't like that.

The reader will go through relationships with different creepypastas and what not. May contain graphic bloody , and or sexual content. You have been warned. lemon chapters ,murder and such will be included in some shape way or form. This is a detailed book, so chapters are long as heck. I do take requests for which characters you wish to see !