Only preferences of the infamous and amazing Sidemen! (Some jokes outdated, written 2015-16)

My book of irregularly posted oneshots. There are some old Pack oneshots but I mostly do Sidemen boyxboy oneshots now. Warning: This collection of Oneshots will include strong language, triggering material such as suicide, cutting, abuse, depression and others. Possibly smut? Requests: Open Enjoy!

Harlyn was the girl in primary school you stayed away from; never had someone witnessed her willingly socializing with other children. Harlyn was the girl in secondary school you stayed away from; if you so much as made a single mistake, she could spend hours telling you off for it. Harlyn was the girl in University you stayed away from; she took her studies so seriously to the point she made no time for those who at least tried to befriend her. Harlyn Stillard is the girl who's stuck next door to the 7 rowdiest and obnoxious boys she's ever met; now she's got 50 reasons to hate them for it. [potential for occasional strong language]

collab with @behrellise -- look at the stars they're the same stars as last week last year same as when we were kids when we weren't even born in a hundred years no one will ever know who we are but they'll know the same stars

The title practically explains itself :) Requests are open! Direct message me if you'd like an imagine! I do imagines for: Any Sidemen Member Calfreezy Callux ChrisMD WillNE Memeulous Stephen Tries Any other friend of the Sidemen! :) [#544 in Fanfiction--8/20/17] [#1 in Sidemen--3/23/17]

(Will do imagines if requested, but until then, they'll be preferences. Feel free to request preferences as well.)

He was afraid of everything. Everything but the brown-eyed boy that just didn't give up.

Creation, Nature, Love, Sleep, and Death. Even the children of these forces make mistakes. And they too can grow from them.

JJ has anger issues. Simon has depression. Josh has multiple personality disorder. Vikk hears voices. Tobi has insomnia. Ethan drinks and does drugs. Harry has anorexia. It was too much for these 7 boys. They gave up. They couldn't stand it any longer. They thought it was the only way to get rid of their problems. They died. But, even though they gave up, God wasn't ready to give up on them. So he sent them to Heaven's Support Group. **DISCLAIMER- the start of this book was written in 2016 and I was useless at research. I do not claim anything written about in this book is accurate, its just written for fun** -TRIGGER WARNING: SELF HARM, HOMOPHOBIC SLURS, VIOLENCE, ALCOHOLISM, EATING DISORDERS- Ships: Minizerk, Kstar HIGHEST RANKINGS #1 in 'minizerk' #2 in 'kstar' #1 in 'vikkstar' (A/N Inspired by Illness by @emilytheminecrafter, Suicide Club by @agirlwhofans and Problem Children by @lol_idk_tbh. You should read those books too, they're really good!)

requests are open :) copyright©-cuddlyzerk cc - attriburion (noderivs)