❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." "Why on earth would you do that?" "Because you, sweetheart, are now my own personal suicide helpline. Your job is to make the last month of my life worth living." ______________________

Sequel To: LGBT 🏳️‍🌈Problems Another name: LGBT 🏳️‍🌈 Problems Volume 2: The Extreme Addition [First Published on July 2, 2017.] [Last Update on September 24, 2017]

❝If I'm going to write a book it will be about you − about your flaws − because when I first fell in love with you it was because of your flaws.❞ All rights reserved @ o p t i c a l i t y | 2017

"I excel at drawing characters that are hotter than me." --Me Heya! I'm back with ANOTHER art book for you guys to enjoy! Same points apply: • First things first: NO REQUESTS (I've had this trouble in the past and it's made me pretty stressed out by it) • No NSFW (idk maybe) • You can use my art as long as you credit me (no art thiefs plz) • No hate either, but constructive criticism is welcome (like, give me some tips and stuff, not "your art sucks" and all that jazz) That's all I've got for now, so enjoy!

whoop whoop here we go again

A girls response letter to her best friends suicide note.

THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR MODERN DAY GIRLS! Being female sucks sometimes. I know. But honestly, things can be so much easier than we realise.. It's the small things that count! With daily updates, this book will help you survive the crappy day to day struggles we are forced to go through. From periods, makeup and hair care to how to listen to music in class, pretty amazeballs, I know right. NOT FALSE ADVERTISING. I REPEAT; NOT. FALSE. ADVERTISING. Lol wtf. Anyways, ENJOY

Have you ever felt that your work is undiscovered, and underrated? That you deserve to win or atleast that you aren't a shitty writer? In the Cosmic Awards [2019 Edition] it is our duty to unveil the beauty within the undiscovered and discovered gems, and crown the glorious author with all the jewels they deserve. Our goal is to put you amongst the stars; to adorn you with all the appreciation and love each one of you deserve as authorsSure, we cannot reach all of you at once, but we'll try and progress each year. [ #1 in awards. ]

A little girl's letter to her dad, praying he just might see it.