Out of boredom, the Hetalia countries get drunk and start to tell their dirty little secrets. Who's will be the most revealing? Read and find out!!! WARNING!!! Profanity, explicate language and boyXboy. You have been warned.

"Please watch con air with me this weekend?! " My voice pleaded with the overly grumpy teen in front of me. "Fuck no. As if I want to waste my time on an annoying movie with annoying kid." I clutched the movie to my chest and looked down at the ground. I know this is just him. The yelling and the insults but it doesn't mean it doesn't hurt from time to time. I heard him sigh "look john as much as id like to laugh at how aweful that movie is I have this thing with Terezi this weekend and I kind of want to impress her, I'm already nervous as it is. Why don't you ask Dave the annoying douchebag?" I averted my gaze and smiled "thanks Karkat maybe I'll try him. Hope everything goes well with Terezi." I ran off and when I couldn't see him anymore I slowed down. The one person I didn't want to annoy was dave. I wanted him to think highly of me and if he saw how I fan girled over nic cage. His respect would fly through that window. Though it may have already

My name is- I don't have a name. My title, however, is Experiment 413. I am a failed experiment at becoming a perfect human being. More or less, I am a robot, with fake insides and a synthetic pulse. NOT COMPLETE - ABANDONED