Helloooo my minions >:) how's ya all doin? Okay so I am the QUEEN of annoying people! And I would like to transfer some of my "annoyingness" to you little minions!!! Read my book and absorb the annoyingness until you are a pro like me >:) mwah ha ha Me likes to read your comments so share opinions and stuff!!! Oh and also, if you have a good annoying things to do, then just message me and I'll include it in the book!! Enjoy my beauty's >:)

Use only if brain is falling out or you suffer from boredemitis - a mental state caused by one too many boring math classes. Hopefully, this will make your time during Algebra more entertaining! (Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any injury or loss of life caused by attempting these. Do at own risk)

Chosen when a child, Lady Joselyn is trained to be a ruthless killer. She is destined to be the English king's assassin and protector. Only he and the guild master are supposed to know. It's a life and death secret that must be kept. For an assassin survival is precarious. Life is something you simply cannot take for granted because the next day is never granted. Despite her privileged upbringing, Joselyn quickly learned how to survive on her own and to never trust a soul while following the Guild without question. Upon her return to England, a murderous plot against King Cassiush is discovered. Joselyn is shocked when she finds out who the fiend is. She's even more shocked when the King proposes marriage, a lot. An assassin has never married her king before. The last one who fell in love had her tongue ripped out and was burned alive. Letting her emotions cloud her judgment, Joselynfalls for Cassius and agrees to the marriage, jeopardizing not only his life but her own. Disobeying the Guild means death. Now she must figure out how to keep them both alive and not piles of smoldering ash.

Evelyn is the first daughter born to an assassin. Her life was never meant to be and the Guild will do anything to end it. Years after her mother, Queen Joselyn, fought for her own freedom and the man she loves, Princess Evelyn must follow in her footsteps. As strange things occur around her, and the bodies pile up, the spoiled young princess must come to terms with who her mother was and who she is now. It's her time to take up the sword and protect those she loves.