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Book 2 of the problems and things that asexuals, aromantics, and other people on the asexual spectrum encounter. . . . Note: Not all of these are mine. Highest Random Ranking: #248 Highest/Best Tag Ranking: #6 Aromantic

Join Kokichi Ouma on an acid trip as he imagines himself to be the protagonist of a children's educational program that is neither educational or kid-friendly. (Please keep in mind that Ouma the Explorer was initially written by an immature 14-year-old several years ago. There are inappropriate mentions of suicide and likely various other triggers. It's a little late to add a disclaimer this long after publishing, but please read responsibly! And hey, maybe have a laugh or two for the parts that are ACTUALLY funny~?)

In the beginning, all you could see was darkness. It was as if you had faded into nothingness, the inky black hands of unconsciousness pulling you under. When you awoke, you were met with the horrifying reality of the killing game. Kids being forced to slaughter one another for the slim chance of freedom. You couldn't trust anyone, except for him. A part of you wondered if the mastermind realized the two of you knew each other, if they realized you were lovers. Did they put you together unknowingly, or had they meant to cause you despair? This was originally uploaded on Archive of Our Own, but I decided to put it on here as well!!!

Ok. Sooo... a lot of things are happening in this story so where to start... First of all, Dream becomes a girl Blue becomes a destroyer like error The Star sans's join the evil sans's There are love triangles left and right (I don't know where the relationships are going so you're just gonna have to deal with that till I decide) Nightmare becomes king All hell breaks loose And then there's a mystery character that talks to one of the sans's via their dreams. Following the plot so far? Good. Neither am I. Continue at your own peril my lovely readers. And strap in, this is gonna be a bumpy ride.

Now, for the sake of the story. let's say that the ending you know lied. let's just assume the ending you remember watching, wasn't the true one. let's pretend that the magic circle made to destroy Cipher during Weirdmaggedon, set in the midst of his Fearamid, worked. for the sake of the argument, let's say that in the midst of the spell, Bill swore revenge on them all. and then, just imagine that Bill took one of the ten people in the circle with him when he was destroyed. and then let's say that one person was Dipper. But then, and here's the question. What happened to them?

Sans knows a lot about secrets; he hides many. But when old burdens emerge from the darkness, secrets, new and old, put his brother in danger; and what else can a good big-bro do but begin a double life? This decision haunts him, even years after his suit of armor is stocked away and hidden, after his quaint life of depression, puns and resets are set to loop forever, and his part in the war is forgotten... But then, the barrier is broken. And it is quickly realized that this is not the end, but a beginning of something new. Something that feels like dust, blood, and a suit of armor; an old lie to slip into once more. (Currently being completely overhauled! Anything without a chapter title (ex.: chapter 4, chapter 5, etc.) is old and will be re-written!)

"Do you even know what it's like to be broken down every single day? Well, I do. And I've been through it. There's only one word to describe what it feels like: Hell. In the beginning, everything seems fine, you feel like you can get through easily, as if nothing's wrong. Then when you least expect it, things go downwards. Everything falls apart." - Sans

Geno hated everything about Reaper, but he mostly hated how he was always right.

currently working on this freakin 40 chapter long thing. It's a Comedy + Romance + Drama