"'Didn't Dennis call you Sean?' Don't ever, EVER fucking call me that.'"

"My friend Mark made me join this stupid website... but... do you wanna talk anyway?" Yes, I know there are several stories like this but I really like this concept so I wanted to do one anyway... sorry ✌️ Match.com was not my idea, it is its own website which I respect, and do not intend to use it as my own, as I did not create it. also, I have no idea how Match works, so let's go with what's here. #5 mcloughlin #32 online #12 jacksepticeye

"I'm not saving you because I like you, I'm saving you because you're innocent." This has a trigger warning for abuse. You've been warned!