Jeremy Heere is a average high school loser--until he gets a pill sized computer that turns him into the coolest guy in school. Meanwhile, his best friend Michael Mell is alone and unhappy--bitter and depressed. What happens to their friend now that Jeremy is popular. Warning: Swearing, depression, bullying, panic attacks (Cover not made by me)

So firstly, this is pretty much Dave writing in a notebook about his friends being shipped together. It will have a real backstory kind of. I got the idea from someone who made a story where it's Karkat writing fanfiction shipping himself with people. I adore the idea and I feel like Dave would have some awesome af ideas. This will hopefully hold people over while I work on my other fics. Enjoy.

Literally porn with no story.

My have some smut. Contains multiple ships.

A DaveKat fanfiction. I do not own Homestuck or any of the characters. They belong to the almighty Hussie. Enjoy. Warning! In later chapters, the story may contain a lemon or two. If you don't know what that means it is mature content. Boy x Boy. Yeah.