-This story is currently going under renovation. Please alert me if you see a mess so I can fix it. Many thanks.- -Trigger warning for homophobia and murder.- Johnny Ghost and Johnny Toast are paranormal investigating partners; that much you know. But behind the closed doors of safety of their own homes, they are more than that. In a time where gay couples are more than just frowned upon, the two struggle to keep their secret and keep their business running. But that's not all... All while their world falls apart, Maxwell Acachalla and the Toilet Toucher have teamed up to take over... with hopes of help from a certain murderer. Cover made by @EnderAmethyst! Super cool person who you should TOTALLY follow! Also shout out to @paintsgalore for knowing something that is obvious, but people keep ignoring! Name taken from the P.I.E theme song by Venturian, "Sons of Fright".

Johnny Ghost is tired of putting up with his murderous alter ego, Jimmy Casket. One day, a mysterious doctor offers to separate the two personalities​ via a strange operation. The operation is a success, and Ghost is able to live freely from Jimmy, and vice versa. However, a strange pain starts to come over both Ghost and Jimmy. What will become of Johnny and Jimmy or of P.I.E?

P.I.E never has normal cases, sure, but one case is unusually on the odd side. When Johnny Ghost and Johnny Toast get called to an investigation on the edge of the state, the lives of the paranormal investigators are changed for the worse. I'd like to credit Twilight Nova on the VenturianTale Amino for basically writing half of this story! I was inspired after a roleplay thing we did! (If you get the Doctor Who reference in the title, you're awesome. That is all.)

This book is obviously a short story book. I will be posting short stories about ships (ex GhostXToast, JimmyXToast, SallyXJimmy, BillyXMaddie, JimmyXGavin) and other short tales. I won't make them connect, so if you see a ship you don't like or a story you think is dumb, feel free to gloss over it. I won't be offended. Anyway, enjoy your stay! (Ps, a ship is a shipping story, a dip is a story that isn't a ship, and a chocolate chip is a random thing I do that's not a story.)