Wow I'm just pumping out these books... Any Houdini, hello everyone and welcome to Scary Facts! These facts can range anywhere from facts about haunted places to scary facts about objects in your home. And while they may not be SCARY for some people, it really kinda depends on what your definition of "scary" is... SO. Grab a friend, a pet, a pizza, and enjoy! Or don't. Whatever.

#1 in humor! (8/28/17) #1 in crappypasta! (8/7/18) Wow I'm just on a roll with these books. Welp, might as well get this description over with... Hello everyone! My name is horror-queen and this is Crappypasta. These range anywhere from Sp00py spin-offs to people who literally didn't try at all. Only the worst of the worst go into this book and though these stories can't send chills down you your spine, they're scary bad. Now keep in mind that these stories aren't MEANT to be bad. And if you should find that you wrote one of these, and you want it removed, kindly ask me. Because if you're mean, I'll probably keep it up. Anywho, grab some coffee, bundle up, and enjoy these Crappypastas. (By the way, this book contains A LOT of poor grammar and spelling. It will kill your brain cells as you read. So if you die, I'll host your funeral.)