Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

Bridget is a 15-year-old kid who seems put together. She's charming, funny, and always looks out for others. At least, that is what it appears to be. In reality, she could care less for people. Her charming personality is all so she could get people wrapped around her little finger. Bridget has to look out for number one, and it doesn't matter to her who ends up hurt in the end. When someone shows up whom she sees as a threat, she decides she needs to do something about it, and fast. Follow Bridget in her story, wherein her world, what she wants, must go. -- Hiya. Quick note: The title and cover may or may not change, I am not exactly sure. We'll see. Also, any feedback would be great!

Your body is 70% water. And daddy's thirsty.

😂who did this?😂

dr phil had the sexiest man alive award STOLEN from him

Peppa is playing outside when she stumbles upon a cute little house by a swamp. She decides to explore it. What happens when Shrek finds the pink pig inside of his house? How will he punish her?