Hello, my name is Dan Howell. I am from the band My Chemical Romance, I am friends with many other emo icons. This is my life. Note: I am not Dan Howell and I do not own him or any other characters EXCEPT for Ellie and Ash. This book is a joke and because I put "All Rights Reserved" I felt like i should say that. Enjoy, and don't forget to read "Gerard Way's Life" next!

I am Gerard Way. I am a song writer, lip syncer, and artist. I used to have a daughter named Bandit but after an incident that we no longer speak of; I now live in a house of fellow emo legends. Oh yeah, I was in My Chemical Romance. Part 2 of the "life of..." Series. Everything posted on this account is a joke like the author. Inside jokes may be included and do not be concerned if you have a major cringe attack.