THIS IS NOT MY BOOK!!! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS BOOK!!!! The original book Twist and Shout by the author from achiveofourown (Gabriel (AO3)) ALL THE CREDITS GOES TO GABRIEL AND STANDBYME!!

my mom came into my room, a juul in her hand as usual.. as she hit her juul, blowing the vapor into my face, i coughed and thought of how much i hated her.. "get up, your new owners are here." my light blue orbs widened. "my new- owners?" i got out of bed and threw my dirty blonde hair with natural pink streaks into a messy bun. i threw on a maroon crop top and black skinny jeans with a flannel wrapped around and slipped on my black converse. i wasn't like other girls. i went downstairs and one direction was standing there. then i realized- i was being sold to one direction.. to be continued.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

The title says it all, folks! Ghetto ways to die, funny ways to die!