"Nice dick, but you have the wrong number." AKA The story of how Jimin met Yoongi with a dick pic ?? This story is a combination of ✔✔Read by Boyue and my own. Shitty cover edited by me, also I do not own any of the pictures, credit to the rightful owners. (Shitty cover by me) Achievements: #840 in Fanfiction 22/01/18 #972 in Fanfiction 01/02/18 #950 in Fanfiction 10/02/18 #979 in Fanfiction 15/02/18 #825 in Fanfiction 16/02/18 #638 in Fanfiction 17/02/18 #606 in Fanfiction 17/02/18 #617 in Fanfiction 18/02/18 #66 in Fanfiction 03/05/18 #940 in Fanfiction 14/05/18 #640 in Fanfiction 30/05/18 #5 in AU 14/05/18 #4 in AU 30/05/18 #23 in Snapchat 14/05/18 #11 in Snapchat 30/05/18 #412 in BTS 14/05/18 #376 in BTS 30/05/18 Ships: #36 in Yoonmin 14/05/18 #30 in Namjin 14/05/18 #107 in Taekook 14/05/18 Members: #127 in Yoongi 14/05/18 #109 in Yoongi 30/05/18 #186 in Jimin 14/05/18 #168 in Jimin 30/05/18 #29 in Jin 14/05/18 #163 in Taehyung 14/05/18 #95 in Namjoon 14/05/18 #83 in Namjoon 30/05/18 #217 in Jungkook 14/05/18 #95 in Hoseok 14/05/18 #14 in Hoseok 30/05/18

christianchimchim: hey I have another bet let's see who can get a girlfriend first ;) © JJSKTH 2017 COMPLETED.

[Finished]》Du sagt, du willst meine Flammen bändigen, ehe ich verbrenne, doch du vergisst, dass auch ich mit meinen Flammen erlösche. Fang mich auf, trage mich auf den Wellen hinfort. Reiß mich mit dir, bis von meinen Flammen nur noch schwarzer Rauch übrig bleibt und ich für immer vom Wind fortgetragen werde. Du und ich, wie Feuer und Wasser, die größten Kontrahenten der Natur.《 Yoonmin/Taekook Warning: •Gewalthandlungen, -ausdrücke •Depression/ suizidales Verhalten •sexuelle Inhalte •PTBS •Drogenkonsum Die Story beinhaltet viele Themen, die eventuell für sensible Personen evtl. Triggern könnten. Hat einen Grund, dass sie als "Erwachseneninhalt" gekennzeichnet ist. Start: 08.04.20 Ende: 11.08.20

→ 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱 ← » Aber „vernünftig" suchte ich eben auch nicht. Nein - das, was ich suchte, war der Kerl direkt vor mir. Der, der sich lässig gegen das Motorbike lehnte, uns von oben herab musterte als sei er was besseres und mit seiner dominanten Ausstrahlung die Aufmerksamkeit eines jeden hier zu besitzen schien. « Jimin (18, reich, definitiv hetero) würde alles dafür tun, um seine Eltern dazu zubekommen, ihm seinen größten Wunsch zu finanzieren - sogar sich mit einem „minderentwickelten Affen" (aka Yoongi, 25, Motorcross-Fahrer) abgeben. Eine klischeehafte Geschichte, die mit Humor gelesen werden möchte und doch für die ein oder andere unerwartete Wendung zuhaben ist!^-^ 𝗘𝗻𝘁𝗵𝗮̈𝗹𝘁: - Boy x Boy - Mainship: yoonmin - Sideship: kookv (kinky) - soft Fluff and spicy Drama - Smut 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝘂𝗻𝗴: → scherzhafte Suizid-Vergleiche → doppelmoralischer Protagonist → Schubladendenken [inspired by Isi & Ossi] Start: 22.12.20 Ende: 02.11.22 [1.3.21 - #1 monstax] [23.3.21 - #1 j-hope] [25.3.21 - #1 Jimin] [7.5.21 - #2 Yoongi] [30.11.21 - #1 Bangtan] [7.1.22 - #1 bts]

Toxic Draco. Dumb Lucille. The book with a messy plot full of smut. You might fall in love with Lorenzo Berkshire. Oh, and I wrote this in under a month, so enjoy that *rushed* and *minimal effort* taste. + A book that takes unexpected turns of events. + More than just your regular mature fanfiction. {Half-Blood Prince | Deathly Hallows | Post-War} [Mature Content; Viewer Discretion is Advised; This book is semi-slow burn but once the mature content appears, it's very frequent.| Highest Rankings #1 draco #1 malfoy #1 mature #3 dracomalfoy #7 in fanfiction #9 in louispartridge started: september 30th, 2020 ended: october 23rd, 2020

"Kiss me, hyung." Yoongi knows it's Juseon talking, but from his heart to his soul, he doesn't want it to be. And when he looks into Jimin's - or rather, Juseon's - eyes looking down at his lips, it's when he really feels that spark of hope that it's Jimin who's one saying the words. "Hyung, kiss me." Eyes widening, Yoongi looks up at Jimin's eyes that are now directly looking into his. "That wasn't part of the script." "It wasn't supposed to be."

In a world where people are born with a mark of where their soulmate would touch them first, Jimin hides his. Why? Because he's had to live with a handprint on his face and the realization that the first thing that his soulmate would do is slap him. ✦✧✦✧ BTS Soulmate AU ☐Started: January 20, 2020 ☑Completed: April 25, 2020 Chapters: 1000-2000 Words Main Ship: Yoonmin Side ships: Namjin, Taekook, Hoseok x someone ☆Spanish translations are done by: MiliAby2 ☆Slovak translations are done by: _blazon_ ☆German translations are done by: lovesreading1617 ☆Hebrew translations are done by: n442004 (If you have trouble finding them they are on a reading list on my profile)

**NO TRANSLATIONS ALLOWED** Min Yoongi's grown accustomed to a dull grey and boring life. He would wake up in the morning and go to work, then school, and go right back home silently as to not draw attention. Park Jimin, a ball of energy, has always been one to carry positive vibes with him. He dressed brightly and his aura demanded attention from those around him. I Love Hue: In which the colorless Min Yoongi meets the colorful Jimin one rainy day. ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ Started: 7-13-20 Completed: 8-15-20 Number 4 Yoonmin: 8-8-20

❝You don't want to be involved with me, Y/N,❞ Jimin whispers into your ear, fingers slowly moving up your arm and leaving a trail of goosebumps behind. ❝I'm dangerous.❞ ˗ˏˋ───── ♪ ─────ˎˊ˗ ➺ VAMPIRE AU ➺ vampire!Jimin x human!reader ➺ Started: Nov 28, 2019 || Completed: Jan 28, 2020 © tropicalxsabotage 2019-2020 *i don't own any rights to the gifs, pictures, music, or videos used in this story*

"What does apodyopsis mean?" "The act of mentally undressing someone."