wittyaliashere
❝mom? what are you doing?❞
❝i was giving her tips. being pregnant is hard, dean. it's hardest when you're close to term, and it's especially difficult with twins.❞
❝w-with twins?❞
❝dude, what's your deal? did you sleep with her or something?❞
❝shut up, sammy.❞
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in which a one night stand between two people result in two surprises for a certain dean winchester.