Eternal Laughter
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Terrible Fates (BEN Drowned story) by EternalLaughter
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[FINALE to Killer Protector (JTK) and Cruel & Blue (EJ)] Reese Montemayor-Jones has been through his fair share of rough roads. Coming from an abusive home wasn't easy, and not having friends certainly doesn't do much. But he's a humble seventeen-year-old-despite his sarcastic and jaded personality-and only relies on his mother, older brother, and his boss for companionship. Well, things change when a special blonde-haired, elfin wraith happens to take an interest in the delinquent, human boy. With curiosity comes discovery; with peace comes chaos, and with love comes burning hatred. All of these things, Ben and Reese endure. Their bond is growing ever more complicated as time goes by. Unfortunately, evil is patient for no one, especially not with the new "Lord of Chaos" taking the reins. Things are changing, and the stakes are higher. Reese and Ben both fight with their lives in a war that could either leave humanity alive or dying out for good. But, there is one problem... They're on opposite sides.
Stitch by EternalLaughter
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{First attempt at a CreepyPasta} What if a simple action of defense turned one boy's life around? Trevor Smith never wanted to hurt anyone but, for some reason, he enjoys it. Sewing was his only joy, and now seeing pain is another. All the harrassment he's taken will finally be repaid with blood. Everything he was will fade away and be replaced with something evil...
Jeff the Killer Vs. The World by EternalLaughter
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Jeff the Killer vs. every movie monster and serial killer in the world of fiction. Come along with Jeff and see how his battles end! Cheer along or just face-palm yourself in disappointment because in this story you never know what surprises Jeffery and his opponents will bring! Recommend him some characters and see how things go down. Come all killers and monsters! It's time to battle!!!
I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore. by EternalLaughter
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I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore. (Also My Wi-Fi Went Out.) Camryn Reynolds is that one girl who never puts down her phone. It's like her life. She's a Tumblr girl and is very passionate about it. She's weird, awkward and hangs out with people just as weird. But, of course, rumor spreads of the notorious Jeff the Killer and she's immediately intrigued. Little did she know that the smiling killer is actually real. She realizes this when she comes face-to-face with the man. Unfortunately, he breaks her phone which nobody on this Earth should ever, EVER do. So Jeff is forced to be her slave as payment/punishment for breaking her precious phone, Richard. Yes, its name is Richard. Can Jeff repay his seemingly endless debt or will he stay Camryn's man-servant...FOREVER?! He probably won't repay his debt. Yeah, he definitely won't. This is something Jeff never expected: to be enslaved by an introvert who could care less that all of the CreepyPastas she reads are real. [WARNING: LOTS OF STUPID]
Imperfection is Bliss [JeffxEJ one-shot] (BOYxBOY) by EternalLaughter
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Eyeless Jack is lonely. He's supposed to be, though. He's a murderer, an animal, a fiend to society. He's a monster who hides behind a mask because he looks like one too. No one can understand him. But Jeff the killer does. He finds Jack interesting and he might just have certain feelings for him too. Jeff's tactics to get close to Jack are a little "touchy", and they have their love/hate moments but Jeff just might be able to show Jack that it's okay to be imperfect. [WARNING]: CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE, SEXUAL CONTENT AND GORY SCENES. {Note: This is my first boyxboy one-shot that I have done. Apologies if the scenes are too graphic and for the nosebleeds you may or may not have. I want to avoid hate but, if there is, then I won't give a damn.} Art by: SilverfanNumberOne on deviantArt
Killer Protector (Jeff the Killer story) by EternalLaughter
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[1st installment of the KP Series] Elizabeth always knew she was a special sort. Her family and friends knew too. She's an introvert and feels like a weirdo wherever she goes, even in her own home. But what happens when she encounters a man known to the world as a notorious monster? Jeff the killer. She never thought he was real; only stories told at school to freak people out. And now that he's come into her life, she'll discover just why she's so special. Monsters, killers, wraiths, and supernatural entities--how special can one get? There will be love, and loss, and triumph, and hope, all for a greater purpose: The human realm needs a protector, and that's Elizabeth. --- [S E Q U E L : Cruel & Blue (Eyeless Jack story)] *****-1st Place in Jeff the Killer-***** Cover art by: Asur-Fallinplim on deviantArt Disclaimer: Most, if not all, CreepyPastas presented throughout this story do not belong to the author. All credit goes to the original creators of those characters, anonymous or not.
Black & White Hearts (Jane the Killer Story) by EternalLaughter
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Infamous Jane the Killer brings terror and violence to a city in Maryland. Still consumed with hatred and violent rage from her accident eight years ago, she sets fear and paranoia in the hearts of many citizens. She's become a cold, angered woman with nothing but vile and anger coursing through her veins. But, when she's out in the city one night, she runs into this boy. Seventeen-year-old Elijah Hemming lives alone in his wealthy estate. A kind, innocent boy like him would be a terrible mix with Jane's personality. Though despite her rudeness to him, he still persists to treat her like a true woman and not a monster; giving her hospitality and his company. And with each smile he gives, Jane can't help but feel a little warmer with him. But, the one concern on her corrupted mind is: Can she be able keep him pure and innocent or will she end up having to leave just to keep him breathing?
Crack on Titan by EternalLaughter
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SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER!!! You knew what this was. It had to happen. It's happening. Let the stupidity begin!!! Let's go kill some Titans- TITAN DAMMIT EREN
The Reality Of It All by EternalLaughter
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The Reality Of It All On that fateful day when one man became a monster, life has set a course for the men and women destined to cross paths with him. This man was just a boy who let go of all sanity in one night that ended the lives of his loved ones. His name was Jeff and, that was all he remembered. Now he will go through the trials of the life he lives, in order to come to terms with himself. -Deception -Friendship -Disorder -Equality These trials will teach the destined men and women something only a monster could teach. The only catch? There's no such thing as a happy ending, especially with a killer. There's only two options for everyone: survive or die. This is not another love story. This will never be that kind of story. This is life. This is the reality of it all. Let the trials commence. [TRIGGER WARNINGS]: Suicide, mental/physical abuse, substance abuse, murder, self-harming, bullying, mental disorders, homosexuality, homophobia, religious subjects.
Just Me by EternalLaughter
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This isn't a story. This is a little digital book about me, EternalLaughter. Not a biography, though. It's just stuff. About me. And what I like, what I dislike, what I've experienced, what I wish for in the future, all of my passions and dreams, my sucky times and good times, my successes and failures, my ideas. So, kinda like a biography, but not really. It's just me. Enjoy.