Just a bunch of jokes and random funny stuff i found over the years. Enjoy ^.^

❇️ 2018 WATTYS WINNER! The Originals category ❇️ - "The Breakfast Club" meets "Nancy Drew" in this most unusual YA Mystery. SUMMARY: Five high school students, with little in common other than being descendants of the town founders, are forced to work on a history project together. But when their history project uncovers evidence of a long-buried town secret, the kids must piece together the clues behind their discovery before its legacy comes back to haunt them. ***** Using ACTUAL, archival material (some dating as far back as 1776), The Descendants weaves a tale of mystery and intrigue, constructed entirely from real photographs, documents, and snippets of history from a small, rural town in New Hampshire. What Dan Brown did with conspiracy theories in "The DaVinci Code" and Ransom Riggs did with historical photographs in "Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children," I will attempt to do in "The Descendants," but with teen protagonists and the Cheshire County Historical Society. :-) Why? 'Cause I'm crazy like that! Yeah, I know...History?! Blah! But it actually turned out really fun! :-)

When Tia Frederick, "Miss Player" and Alex Frederick, her older brother move to Australia. Tia starts a new chapter in her life, as a student, at St. Jude's College. Tia, in two words, is - simply perfect. Thus, a string of broken hearts, at the heels of Miss Player. At Tia's College, her first step is to - ● Win her title as, St. Jude's, "Miss Player". Child's play. Her second step is to - • challenge St. Jude's, "Mr Player". A walk in the pa- Introducing, Logan Sutherland, "The Nerd". The moment her, chocolate brown eyes meet his, hazel-blue eyes, it is - hate at first sight. Therefore, her third step is to - • Ignore him, and people like him. Now, it is a walk in the pa- Unfortunately, it isn't because Logan is St. Jude's, "Nerd", and "Mr Player". Tia, in one word, is angry. One night, on her birthday, Logan challenges Tia. "The first one, to fall in love and say "I love you", loses their title." The deadline is, New Year's Eve. * Artist - @beemewz

Emerald did not want anything to do with Harry Allen again. He broke her heart when she was young. But, when he offered her to make a crown for the Queen of England, she immediately accepted. The Queen's crown would be the highlight in her first jewellery exhibit. But things did not turn out according to her plan. Her life turned upside down when she went with Harry in England. The more it became chaotic when she met Prince Philip, the next in line King. **Fall in love in this funny love story of our favorite drama queen, Emerald Petrakis. Let's travel with her to England to meet the Royal family. **

TEST HOW SMART YOU REALLY ARE!!!! FYI: NOT OFFICAL IQ TEST JUST SOME FUN "QUIZZES" AS PEOPLE CALL THEM!!! HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!

I love the TGGBB series made by Rubixcube89201, so I decided to make little fanfictions about the story. This is obviously my first time making a short stop like this so don't hate if I get something wrong. *Note: I do not own the cover of this story, all credits go to the owner. ALSO- Do not read unless you have read the TGGBB series

WATTPAD BOOKS EDITION Can she be herself in a one-size-fits-all world? Lori Palmer is the new girl at Bay Water High, where students prize glossy hair, beach bodies, and school spirit above all else. She misses her old school―where her talent as an artist carried more weight than she does―and longs for her old family life, before her parents got divorced and her mom reinvented herself. So Lori decides that the only way to survive the rest of the year is to blend into the background, but her plans go awry when she discovers that the most popular (and hottest) guy at Bay Water High, Jake, is a volunteer at her brother's school. When her brother befriends Jake's sister, Lori is suddenly thrust into his unfamiliar and exhilarating world of water polo, parties, and stargazing. But with her relationship with her mother deteriorating, old anxieties resurface and Lori finds a new artistic release that unknowingly ignites a powerful movement. When the authorities start asking questions, Lori realizes that finding her voice might have gotten her into a world of trouble...but sometimes standing up for what you believe in is as important as standing up for yourself.

Fiction Awards 2018 Winner in Best Teen Fiction Story, Best Humour Story & Best Wattpad book turned published! Book 1 in the Rules series. Available on Amazon. Ranked #1 in Teen Fiction & Completed on 05/11/2017 ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ''Whatever you're thinking of doing right now. It's not a good idea,'' I hardly said, trying not to look at his lips. His close proximity seemed to be enough for my ability to breathe to say "Oh hell no. I'm out." "Is that so?" He whispered, "And why is that?'' "You're my cousin's enemy. There are rules. We can't do this.'' I stuttered, secretly trying to convince myself. I stepped back. He stepped closer. He knew I couldn't resist for long. "Well, I'm a bad boy.'' Haze started kissing my neck softly. How could something so wrong feel so right? My skin was on fire everywhere he laid his lips. It took everything I had not to cup his face and finally give in. He then proceeded to whisper something against my skin. "And you know what bad boys do?" I knew there would be no going back. ❝They break the rules❞ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ When 17-year-old Winter Kingston has to move to America to live with her aunt and cousins, she has no idea what awaits her. What could possibly go wrong? She will meet new boys, new friends and stay out of trouble. One night, she dares follow her cousin and his friends when she suspects they are lying about going to a party. Little does she know, this simple mistake is going to change her life forever. What happens when she accidentally comes face to face with Haze Adams, tyrant of her school, notorious street fighter and her cousin's enemy? He has rules. When she breaks them without a second thought, she has no idea she just captured the one thing every girl wants - Haze's Adams attention. He can't stay away, no matter how hard he tries. Can she change him...before he ruins her?

*WARNING This story is very graphic and sexual reader discretion is advised* ''Remember when I said those feeling I had for you were gone?'' Harry whispered into my ear his lips brushing against my neck. ''Y-Yeah'' I whispered. ''I lied'' He says before turning me around and forcefully kissing me. It shocked me at first but eventually I gave in moving my lips in sync with his. ''I want you'' I whispered into his ear. ''I want you too trust me. I want you so much it hurts, but I can't, management wants me with Kendall'' He says. I push him onto my bed before climbing up and straddling him. ''Just think of me as your... Dirty little secret'' I say with a smirk dancing on my lip before reconnecting our lips.