Tittles and nipples have some pineapples

Out of boredom, the Hetalia countries get drunk and start to tell their dirty little secrets. Who's will be the most revealing? Read and find out!!! WARNING!!! Profanity, explicate language and boyXboy. You have been warned.

A collection of Sufin, Dennor, and Hongice short fics. They are all in certain AUs, and are usually about 1000 words per short fic. I update frequently, and try to respond to most comments. Have any questions? Message me, and I should respond within a few hours or days. (All of the characters belong to Himaruya, and are not mine. Hetalia is also not mine, and is also credited to the fabulous Himaruya. Though the plotlines for these stories are mine, and if you steal my plotlines I will most likely find out. You have been warned))

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When Arthur Kirkland was in college, he had fallen in love with a jock named Alfred Jones. During those years through school they had sex, leaving Arthur pregnant. At age 24 he has a son named Peter. Alfred has no idea... until they run into each other in the street.