The Hamilteam

Warning: This book will make no sense to the average reader. It's a book full of inside jokes and the crazy antics I get into work my friends. I hope they enjoy.

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"Take it! Just take it!" I demanded in annoyance, springing my whole body out as I tackled Harry from behind. "For the tenth time I don't want your stupid virginity!"

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