Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

[FIRST INSTALMENT] Fred Weasley is known as the joker and one half of a twin. His dazzling good looks, gorgeous blue eyes which contrast perfectly with flaming red hair and his ability to do well enough in his exams without actually trying. He's near enough perfect, isn't he? Then there's Hermione Granger. The know-it-all girl who always has a book in her hands and can be found in the library most nights. She is the one who is in love with Ron Weasley. Well... she was in love with Ron. After the war, Fred is broken in half. His twin has just died, leaving Fred alone in the world. Fred didn't think he would ever have been able to live or even breathe without his twin but that was before he realised he just might have a shot with Hermione, the girl he had loved since her fourth year. Of course difficulties arise with every story and this story is no different. Hermione is taken by Ron but that doesn't stop Fred. Read this story for some betrayal, anger, loss, defiance and most of all, the one thing that binds every being with another... love.

Hermione Granger has brains, as everyone knows, so it's not very odd that she would be tutoring a few Hogwarts students who perhaps lack in their studies. But what happens when the student she is tutoring is no other than Draco Malfoy? Why is Dumbledore so keen on Hermione tutoring Draco even though it's against his will? And why is Draco feeling a little warmer towards Hermione despite his usual cocky, arrogant, and sarcastic comments? Well, all the answers are in this story of course!

This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.

Funny Harry Potter Facebook messages!!! Super funny! If you are a Twilight fan you can take a laugh, read this!!! If you are a Twilight fan you can't...um... Well to continue with the description, have fun and take a laugh. Don't forget to tell me if you like it, how I can improve, and what you suggest! (I don't own any of the Harry Potter names, characters, spells, etc.)

Hiii! This is my first book! Which is better Harry Potter or Twilight?I know which one I like. Do you? Please read it and let me know what you think. Anyhoos bye oh and dont forget to follow vote and comment!

This is a fun book in which you as a reader, can comment, and give the characters of Harry Potter crazy truth and dares!

Fanfic Watty Awards winner 2011. Lily Luna Potter is the only daughter of the famous Harry Potter. It's her fifth year at Hogwarts and her feelings for a certain golden haired Slytherin are starting to surface. He's the son of an ex-deatheater, but for some reason, she can't get him out of her head. Can she resist her temptations this year? Especially on an eventful school trip to Durmstrang for the infamous Triwizard Tournement. On the outside Scorpius Malfoy has everything, the looks, the brains and the charm but there's one thing missing. A certain red head that he can't have. Or can he? This year will change everything. Magic and Love in one story. What more can you want really? Note: I know now that the new book and play has come out it may be a little different to what happens in this story, as when I wrote this story I didn't have a clue what any of the characters were going to be like. So I'm sorry if they act out of character to whats in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible." Now Complete!

Hi guys, I am starting another book about truths and dares that Harry and his friends get up to. Well not all of them are exactly friends...