The Jock's Blackmail

Unknown Number: Well you gotta give me something! Hell, anything! You can't just dangle this in front of me for the rest of my life! Me: I wasn't planning on it... Unknown Number: Blackmail is a crime, you know! Me: I'M NOT BLACKMAILING YOU! Unknown Number: WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE! YOU GET AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE...

To Seduce a Vampire

To have and to hold For better or for worse In sickness and in health Until death do us part Today was meant to be the best day of my life. It wasn't...