"Your name is Kenneth Kentucky and you work at McDonalds?" I glared at him, "Would you like Fries with that?" He began laughing hysterically and I sighed impatiently, waiting for him to stop. Suddenly, he stopped and then, putting both his hands on the counter, staring right into my eyes, he whispered, "I'd like Fries with you." My eyes widened as it slowly registered that Golden Boy McHarden had just openly flirted with me.

Reminder: This is a Male/Male story and it will have some sexual content. A white rabbit, a striped cat, a mad hatter, a red queen, etc. Ever since childhood, (M/n) knew these were the characters of the very well-known fairytale, Alice in Wonderland. He had adored the story since he was merely three years old. It fascinated him in a way that no other story could. Years later, unbeknownst to him, he would soon fall down the same fate just like the main protagonist of his favorite fairytale and meet the characters, only that they were entirely different than what he had imagined when he was a child. I don't own Alice in Wonderland or any of its characters. This is simply my own interpretation of the story and characters. Now, Shall we venture down the rabbit hole?

I love trying to apply BillDip to everything, so I came up with a Mulan AU. The place they live in isn't exactly real so far. It doesn't take place in Asia, although they will still keep the values that are expressed in Mulan. Also I thought this AU would be really cool because of the 'Dipper being a trans-boy' theory. I have no idea what's going on with the cover, but it is temporary until I figure something out.

Sarcastic Theo is just trying to get through his senior year of high school with his sister Thalia and his best friend Oliver. But Theo’s life gets flipped upside-down when the overly flamboyant Dimitri Ivanov is thrust into his life. Dimitri is cocky, flashy, and makes a hobby out of annoying Theo. But Theo begins to question whether Dimitri’s constant flirting is all in fun, or if it’s becoming serious. And why is straight Theo getting such strong feelings for Dimitri?

You couldn't stop it. The evil that was taking over, you couldn't control it. You needed to kill. It was telling you to. You've done it before, so why do you stop the blade above this hooded man's chest? You stared into his glowing red eyes, for once since becoming a proxy, hesitating. "I'm not the one who wants to hurt you." Creepypasta. Hoodie x Reader. Mentions Eyeless Jack, Masky, Ticci Toby, Slenderman, and more.

{Sequel to "I (Accidentally) Kidnapped 5SOS"} You would've thought that it ended after Allison. Reese was free, Meese were a happy couple, we were touring together all over the world, and everything was going fine and dandy. Well, that's not how it ended. At all. I don't know why I did it, I wasn't thinking. I just wasn't happy, and she seemed to make everyone else happy. I needed to know, and she agreed, but we didn't plan on getting caught. Now Michael hates my guts and wants to kick me out of the band. Oh, but wait, there's more: someone stole my passport, and now these two freaks are dragging Reese and I around the country, claiming that they can "help" us. If we don't do exactly what they say... well, it's the end of us. What are the odds of this happening AGAIN?

Trust me, it was an accident. I don't even like 5SOS! How was I supposed to know that my best friend was a crazed fanatic about them? How was I supposed to know that I had the best ninja and driving skills as a partner in crime? All I know is that in under five minutes, I somehow managed to accidentally kidnap the four most popular Australians on earth. What are the odds, huh? 5 Seconds of Summer Season 2 Watty Awards Winner 1st Place 5SOS 1st Place Humor 2nd Place Artistic Cover 2nd Place Distinguished Plot 2nd Place Undiscovered Gems Waste the Night 2018 Awards Winner Compelling Characters: 3rd Place Most Badass Leading Lady