Hearthstone never thought that his father would put a bounty on his head for running away. He also never imagined that he would get cake thrown at his head by an angry dwarf, take orders from a decapitated head, or jump off cliffs. Blitzen never expected to find a nearly dead elf with horrible fashion sense passed out in an alley way. He didn't expect to play hide-and-seek with frost giants or give baths to oversized cats. He certainly never expected to become friends with this elf, or possibly something more... All these two wanted to do was find their meaning, what they were living for. Fate had other ideas. ... Completed on December 25, 2018. I JUST REALLY LOVE THESE CHARACTERS OKAY All characters, unless stated otherwise, belong to Rick Riordan. The chapter titles don't belong to me. They are Twenty One Pilots lyrics. Cover images: tumblr.com

Most of the time I think of one shot ideas more than whole story ideas, so this will probably get quite a few updates. This will in include Au's and I always love suggestions. I will probably get inspiration from other writers, and if so I will always credit! Cover art credit goes to the amazing Upthehillart

!!!!! ON HIATUS !!!!! Blitzstone. If you don't ship these babies, please don't read because this IS ALL ABOUT THESE BABIES. I sinned in a later one-shot, so yeah beware of shitty writing. PART 18 IS SMUTTY MC SMUT SO SKIP THAT PRTICULAR CHAPTER IF SIN IS NOT YOUR THING

The Marauders are starting their fifth year at Hogwarts; Remus is starting with a massive scar across his face - a byproduct of the increasing severity of his furry little problem, which is a definite cause for concern despite his insistence that it it's fine. Sirius is starting with the memories of a certain morning at 12 Grimmauld Place in August: memories that he might not ever forget, yet is desperate to cloak underneath the facade that every is fine at home and that he and his parents just sometimes encounter minor disagreements. James is starting his fifth year, yes, but more importantly, he is starting phase five of his plan to woo Lily Evans: somehow his friends seem doubtful that he might succeed, but James, being James, is in no lack of confidence. And Peter, well, Peter is starting to wonder just why he puts up with these people, and if he should really be feeling sorry for Lily Evans, and maybe if he should have asked to have been sorted into Hufflepuff.

blissfulblitz: hi read at 4:22 pm elvenarchers: hello?? who's this [warning: i hate this fic so much but i'm too lazy to completely rewrite it] COMPLETED