Dan Howell Phill Lester That's everything that's important. (Or: Dan is the weird kid that dresses in pastels and hands out flowers to people for no apparent reason and Phil is the leather jacket wearing art kid who pretends to be immortal through his drawings. Despite the odds, they're best friends, and nobody quite understands the limitations - or lack thereof - of their friendship.) TRIGGER WARNINGS: major character death by SUICIDE, don't begin reading if this triggers you because that is the ending so it can't be skipped and there's nothing worse than an unfinished story

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

Phil is a rich businessman who decides to leave the city in favor of buying a house in the country. He expected to find beauty in the house and the surrounding gardens, but he didn't account for a cute gardener who loves flowers and hates him.

"goddamn right, you should be scared of me" {this fan fiction contains some very triggering topics}