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Hump (Trump X Hilary) by foxys_weed
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IM WORKING ON THE DESCRIPTION JUST R3AD THE FLIPPING BOOK
Giving birth with your daddy Trump by trumpdaddy
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Donald rushed into the hospital old and sweaty from himself going into labor. "What happened here?" "My sugar daddy is pregnant...in his ear." Bernie Sanders whispered. ...and the true love story begins.
Shrek X Corey  by woahsnapitsaudrey
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This is the love story between Shrek the ogre & Corey Baxter of Corey in the House. Written by Audrey & edited by Belle. Enjoy
The book of Shrek by TheBookOfShrek
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Recently, an ancient book has been uncovered. Along with that book, a forgotten religion was also dug up. Shrekism. Follow along with me, Pope Brown, as I recover the tarnished pages of our loved religion. Every day, new pages of our Shrekian bible are recovered, so stay in tune. And remember, Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
I Love Walking on the Beach with Shrek {A Juni Cortez X Shrek FanFic} by elizabethbooben
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I love you, shrek.
Butthole, a Bob Duncan Fanfic by imacowmoo
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Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?
One Heart (A Shrek and John Cena fan fiction) by toastygaskarth
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John Cena thought he had everything in life, he was even a famous internet meme. But that all changed when he met Shrek, I guess life can't be so perfect.
Just call me daddy (Donald trump X shrek a true love story) by not_too_filthy
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The love story of Donald trump and Shrek
Obama x Putin x John Cena x Shia LaBeouf by Simbabwe
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It is the dankest meme fanfiction in the pepe world. You're welcome
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Obsession (a Donald Trump x Justin Bieber One-shot Fanfic) by DaPotatoLord
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Trump was elected president. But he fell in love with Justin, the one who loved Obama the most. What will happen with this forbidden one sided love? Side Note: What am I doing with my life? This is an actual school assignment. I can't believe I'm actually submitting this.