wholly shit

the story of a piece of wood.

I am Jesus, your savior. After dealing with all the shit I do for your race, I come across this... fan fiction. I am greatly disturbed on why you read this. I am constantly wondering who larry is and why he is so important, or the cat named Phan who always seems to appear? Who are these people... They are the DEVIL SPAWN. I have looked through your window while you read this stuff (say is my description. Go hit that follow button with the bible why dontcha') and I am not impressed. That's why I leave comments on this 'smut' you read to make sure you don't go as far as the level 'you unholy shits turn back now or you go to hell'. So fear not. Read my guide book and embark on your journey to a more holy life style. (496in Fan Fiction)

(NOT EDITED AT ALL) (LOTS OF GRAMMAR ERRORS) (I was young when I wrote this lol) "You're special, fire boy," the man grins, "you and the others are just getting started." - Fire. Earth. Water. Air. It's 2890. In the US, everyone gets one of the elements powers when they are born, usually their parents element. But the elements no longer get along. They keep themselves separated from one another, not daring to interact, knowing it will cause havoc and destruction. But the government wants to test the elements together. And they've been watching, waiting for the right elements that can handle the job. And they've found them. *** Highest rank: #5 in Science Fiction Cover: @lucifehh WARNING: There is some harsh language, read at your own risk

Solangelo Fluff!! Read if you love them!! They're canon now!!! Most characters aren't mine and the cover art belongs to Tamaytka, the art at beginning of is from google. :) Enjoy!

26 short Solangelo stories; one for each letter!

Ever get awkward or shy when socializing? Or have you always wanted to be left alone most of the times. Chances are you're most probbably an introvert. Then this book is for you! Enjoy this compilation of situations, things and many more us introverts can relate to. Written and gathered by your introverted author. Please enjoy, vote and comment! ♡ Disclaimer: I do not own most of the photos used here. All rights belong to rightful owners.

Harry Potter/ Percy Jackson Crossover The seven demigods are still not safe after the defeat of Gaea. To protect them, Chiron sends them to a strange, special school... [[Discontinued!!!]] NOTE: there will be some spoilers if you haven't read either series Highest Rank: #835 in Fanfiction