RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

‘The Gift’ Sometimes life is like the unwanted present you receive at Christmas. You anxiously wait to rip off the perfectly presented wrapping paper on Christmas morning to reveal the long awaited gift you have been hoping for. Unfortunately more often than not, beneath the white snowflakes and ironically smiling patterns of Santa Clause faces lies a gift that creates a swelling of disappointment that evades your very core. It is not until your relatives have driven the long journey home and only the carcass of the turkey remains that you decide to take another look at the present that offered you so much disappointment. Upon reflection this present can be of more value than you initially realised. This present can become the gift that you come to value the most.

**Now featured on Wattpad's Official Sherlock Fanfic Reading List!** [Set in Series 2, Episode 3 - The Reichenbach Fall] In which an American girl travels to London for critical answers from the resident detective at 221B Baker Street. {freshly edited/tweaked 5/20/2020}

Cassandra is a trained assassin, knight and a personal bodyguard to Lord Dain of the Iron Hills. What happens when she receives a letter from Dain's cousin Thorin Oakenshield asking for her to accompany himself and his company of dwarfs on their quest to reclaim their home, Erebor. However, the dangerous adventure that she expected didn't turn out the way she anticipated when love gets thrown in as well when she meets a certain young dwarf prince. Cover was made by @WillTreatyRA (the winner of my cover competition!) :) And the trailer was made by @southernviolet Anyone found copying my Archer Queen idea, my original scenes, ideas, characters etc will be reported. You have been warned!

lmao I wrote most of this in like 2013 so I can't be held to account for any of it anymore, I'll probably take it down soon since it's just embarrassing ok thanks

This is a story of a Wolf. Keba, he struggles to gain a mate and fit into the pack. To win the girl of his dreams he must compete in the 'Trials' read more to find out what happens next.

The death of Voldemort with a twist which involves Lily Potter...

Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P