To do list: • Burn losers on Twitter • Reality tv show (maybe we could call it "The West Wing." God, I'm good.) • Build great Chinese wall - but revisit name for that - it sounds off. When the most incompetent man to ever run for president gets elected, how will he run the country . . . into the ground? Told in a series of diary entries, The White House Diaries chronicles the inner most thoughts and feelings of the man who would lead the free world and the people who helped put him there.