Let's play a game. I promise it's really simple. There's only three rules: 1. Tell a lie. 2. Don't let anyone figure out the lie. 3. Don't make me bored. So are you in. Would you like to play? Yes. Then let's begin shall we.

[Sasuke Uchiha X Sakura Haruno] Sakura Haruno knew falling for her fictional character was a bad idea. Now she's in a complicated situation, waking up only to find out she's Sasuke Uchiha's GIRLFRIEND. The writer becomes the heroine. Something weird and something way too forbidden. This is the story of how the writer falls for her character...or is it? COMPLETED (05-30-2017)

"You really haven't changed. You're still annoying." He only stayed because the voice of his dead brother told him so. But somewhere down the road, amidst the laughter and the tears, she helped him understand why Itachi would sacrifice his life for Konoha. It was because of her that Sasuke realized what it meant to find a place he could call home. And she was it. SasuSaku. completed

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

"It's cute when the good girl falls for the bad boy... But it's a lot cuter when the bad boys falls for the good girl." Hayleigh Grace, was, to put it lightly, perfection. With her outstanding grades and seemingly perfect life, it seemed like she could do no wrong. Until sexy, sarcastic Blake Carter came along. Hayleigh's supposed to be good at everything, but is she good at playing the player? Not mine I just wanted to share it because I loved the book so much!!!!! Originally written by mirandazz

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION After Ryan and his best friend are whisked away to a top-secret wizard school, they'll discover immortal demons, new powers, acceptance, and love. ***** After they are brutally assaulted by a gang of bullies, high school outcasts Ryan and Alison decide to perform a vengeance spell on their tormentors. But when the spell only triggers a mild earthquake, they find themselves whisked away by the Marduk Institute, a mysterious organization claiming to be a school for wizards. However, there's more afoot at the Institute than meets the eye. With their old lives gone, Ryan and Alison begin to learn that a little love can go a long way in a desperate situation, but what will happen in our magical coming-of-age love story when an unstoppable foe begins stalking Ryan in his dreams? [Content warning: This original edition of IAGW was pre-sensitivity read, so the story contains instances of violence against LGBT and some homophobic and transphobic language.]

Learn about A girl named Abigail Henderson who's love life isn't the best. Will she be OK? Will all her bad decisions cost her her life? What will happen to her love life? Read to find out. *Sorry grammar and spelling fails* (NOT DONE YET)

The story is inspired by a game called Arcane Adventures. Credit goes to them for this story! I hope you enjoy it as it is my first story!

All Ed needed to become the Internet's latest boyfriend was a chili-pepper costume. But getting sunny foreign-exchange student Audra to prom will take a lot more than that. Ed doesn't know he's beautiful. But he is. Even when his crazy boss forces him to wear an "extra-spicy" chili pepper costume as part of a May 5th promotion. It was only meant to be an after-school job at a low-key Mexican restaurant; Ed never signed up for abject humiliation. And when a lovestruck girl snaps a covert picture of Ed while he serves her an enchilada, he couldn't possibly have anticipated becoming the internet's latest imaginary boyfriend. The fame is immediate and disorienting, but if it helps Ed convince quirky foreign exchange student Audra to attend prom with him, being "Enchilada Ed" might not be so bad. (Formerly Ignorance, Bliss, and Mexican Food)

Just a joke!!!! ____ A story about a turtle that fell in love. Just read it. Hopefully you laugh. If you don't, pretend you did. :)