Garlic bread x reader

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia®(Cream Cheese) (Danny Devito x Reader)

He slathers you up in creamy, delectable Philadelphia® cream cheese. As the company would call it, "a little taste of heaven" is within you. "D-D-D-Daddy--- I MEANT D-D-D-DANNY *gasps in shock* "Say that again, Doll face."