Funny Text And Jokes

FUNNY TEXT AND JOKES!! •Some are mine and some aren't (≧▽≦) •All of the credit goes to the people who made these jokes and text...

The Cell Phone Swap

Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. B...

Blink: 3003 (Book 1)

Amber Garrett, the newest BLINK agent, is forced to prove herself when her first mission involves an alien threat that could destroy all of humanity. ***** Amber Garrett can blink teleporting herself to anywhere she wants to go which means she's a natural recruit for the galaxy-spanning BLINK organisation. Fresh out...

Tough Skin

[Featured February 2018] Tough Skin is a community project that aims to promote body positivity through collaborative pieces from all different people on wattpad to celebrate and honour the physical differences we all have.

thoughts at 4 am

those random thoughts that keep you up at night as you toss and turn, putting up your fight

Sh*t! I'm Sorry!

Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #2 in Humor What happens when you're walking down the street, with one of the best coffees in hand, turn around for one second... Then the next thing you know, the world is spinning and you've landed in the arms of one of the most gorgeous organisms of the male species. With the best coff...

Teach Me (BaekYeol Fanfic)

Chanyeol is a very known player in their school. He dates girls and, not to mention, some guys and dumps them after he gets bored. He is also known for having a good reputation in the school. He may not be perfect but his imperfections made everyone love him so much. But, when a certain teacher came in to his life and...

Through His Eyes

What do you think would happen if you started seeing glimpses through your soulmate's eyes, knowing you're due to meet them in a week? [Book #1 of The Soulmate Series] © felicitate | 2015

The Romeo and Juliet Effect

an unrequited love story based off one of Shakespeare's greatest works.

insomnia

"why are you here?" he whispered into the darkness. "because i can't sleep, and the darkness is more welcoming than my bed." she whispered back. "how about you?" "the stars." was his only answer, and they let the wind carry out their conversation. [lowercase intended]

How To: Survive Teenagehood

There is a stage between childhood and adulthood that makes us all want to bang our heads into a concrete wall as if that will somehow make us forget the things we did in that cringe-worthy stage of adolescence. That golden era of bad haircuts, first and last dates, and that undeniable feeling of wanting to fit in. T...

The Age of Adaline

A young woman, born at the turn of 20th century, is rendered ageless after an accident. After years of a solitary life, she meets a man who might be worth losing her immortality. - I do not own the plot line of this story, this is simply a fanfiction, going off a trailer of a movie. © 2015 FluffyKitten_SNARF

Second Wind

Highest rank #12 in Poetry Second Wind is an eclectic collection of mostly light hearted poems but often has a serious message and takes the occasional side swipe at politicians and those in power.

Stay Away From Georgie

Georgie is no ordinary friend. Georgie lies, makes false promises, and he does other things too. Very, very bad things. That's why if you meet Georgie, you should stay away from him. A short Horror Story

Hide & Seek 2: The Return of Mr. Harmon

My name is Emily. Two years ago I lost everything. I thought I could start a new life. I thought Abby was gone. I thought I'd never see Jasper again. I thought I would never have to play another game of hide and seek in my life. Turns out I was wrong. Dead wrong. AGAIN... Series#2 (Grammar and spelling fixed by @Whisp...

The Plagiarism

Plagiarism: The practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own. When an aspiring author takes the idea of her favourite horror writer, she must face deadly consequences.

Whatever You Do, Don't Read This (A Horror Short Story)

On Halloween night, a Wattpad fanfic writer receives a mysterious message in her inbox: WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T READ THIS... She should've listened.

The House on the Hill

Check out my chilling short story about Jaila's first and last trip to The House on the Hill!

Puppet master

I'm a puppet. I look at you. You think I'm still? Think again. I may look plastic, but i still know you. Wanna play with me? Fun for me, but not for you. Wanna hand me to a little kid? I hope you know your horror facts. Think your prepared? I know you more than you know yourself.

Saved Drafts

Colleen Lautner and Terence Stolton thought that it would be very clever not to send their emails, may their feelings be forever hidden.

Pepperoni Pizza

❝Slice of Heaven Pizzeria, carry out or delivery?❞ ❝D-de-delivery.❞ ❝What would you like this evening?❞ ❝A large p-pepperoni penis.❞ ❝...❞ ❝...❞ ❝I don't know about the pepperoni part but I can sure get you everything else.❞ ----- In which a socially awkward girl attempts to order pizza only to meet a fli...

Cupid's Match : CUPID'S MATCH BOOK 1

[IN BOOKSTORES AND KINDLE UNLIMITED NOW!] What if you were matched with the original love god? --- When Lila goes to the Cupids Matchmaking Service it is to tell them to stop spamming her. Instead she finds out that cupids are real, she has been matched with a dangerous love god, and that he is coming to find her. So...

Silence

"My day was the absolute worst." "It was so bad that I almost died." "I hate my life so much." Lies. All lies. They will never know what a bad day is. Not like I do. Never.

Poems by Prim

These are my original compositions. A compilation of dramatically written poems. This book is beautifully composed of art, nature, love and misery. I hope this book will make you fall in love in a haunting way. Lots of Love, primshade

The Soul Summoner

Blessed-or cursed-with a connection to the souls of others, Sloan Jordan can see the best in people... and the worst. For twenty-seven years, she's kept her ability a secret, but eleven young women have been murdered in the mountains of North Carolina, and Sloan may be the only hope of finding their killer. She has...

Depression

De•pres•sion /dèpreSH(e)n/ 1. The feeling of serve despondency and dejection "I'm often silent when I'm screaming inside." - CREDITS TO THE OWNER WHO WROTE SOME OF THESE--Will state the ones that are MINE. Don't fight me over this.

Death Note: The Daughter of the Shinigami King

Karin a shinigami that looks like a human girl. The only non-normal thing is her eyes which are pure red and her bat like wings. Her best friend is Ryuk and falls in love with one person that has no name. L.

11:01 PM

This is every time in the past year when I have cried, the people I've loved, the girls down the hallway, the nights I couldn't sleep, the tears falling on my shoulders, the broken hearts, the broken smiles, the invincible laughter, the crooked teeth. This is my story, and I do believe it is so similar for us all. I h...

You Think Im Quiet

idk🤷‍♀️