If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

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Little to say is i'm running. Running far from this stupid place. Running from death. |**Flashback Of 10 Minutes Before**| "Maybe she should think next time she tries to run away!" "Honey, she's only 13. Can't you just pretend to be the dad she never freaking had!?" I had walked off to go clean up from after dinner. I knew, just knew James would say something about me to Heather when I walked off. "Can't you be like me and realize how nasty she is?! Heather do you know where she's been?!" "Well she-" "You don't! Right! Sorry! I forgot! We got this girl off the streets! Heather you've only known her for 2 days!" "Well the only reason I brought her home was to strengthen our marriage!" I was watching/listening too their conversation from around the kitchen/hallway wall. This was when Heather broke into tears. She literally dropped to the floor from doing dishes and buried her face into her hands. I felt so bad. I was the reason their marriage was falling apart. "I just wanted to help her." she whispered with a face full of tears. "I know honey but we can't. This girl is dangerous. How do we know what she's got herself into? The police could arrest us. For holding her captive. She can't sleep in the basement forever. Someone's bound to find her. I just wanna be safe." "Oh James, you are right. What are we going to do with her?" "Well, we're going to have to kill her. Leave no trace." I shrunk against the hallway wall. I didn't want to die..