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"Please get murdered on a different road; I'm trying to film!" It is a common sight to see Dan Howell, a famous YouTuber and vlogger, to be constantly interrupted by ambulance sirens that wail as if no one was there. Though, it is not common when Dan himself is associated closely to these ambulance sirens - especially if he was the cause of it. Little did he know that one day, he might just miss the two-note whine of an approaching ambulance. Little did he know that he would await and long for it every day. Little did he know that in the process, he would meet you. ~ DISCLAIMER: CONTAINS MENTIONS OF DEPRESSION, SELF HARM, EATING DISORDERS, ANXIETY, ETC. DO NOT, AND I REPEAT, DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY TRIGGERED BY THE AFOREMENTIONED. THANK YOU.

"I need you to be my fake girlfriend" "You can't be serious?"

"Are you the devil?" "If you aren't a monster, then what are you? What can possibly be worse?" "A mad man." A Dan Howell fanfic. Warning Triggers: explicit language, sexual content, mental institutions, mental illnesses, drug use, gore. Mature content, some might find offensive. - Enjoy. ~ (Amazing cover by cliquot on Wattpad!)