In this imaginative collection of poems, I have obeyed my muse and created colorful experiences of delicacy and wonder. They are fearless and leave nothing unexplored, no words wasted.

Fourth season of "Total Drama Minecraft"! 22 Minecraft animals face each other in an epic season of Total Drama for one million emeralds. And they're back on the original island. Who will win? Read "Total Drama Minecraft", "Total Drama Nether", and "Total Drama Biome Tour" before reading this book. Also check out my other books! I do not own Minecraft or any of the mobs or aspects of it. I also do not own Total Drama or Herobrine. All other characters are of my own creation.

Once, I had asked the question "Who is Phil?" and many of you have wondered that since. This is his story. How he started off and, as many have asked, how he met Herobrine. What if I told you, that behind a hard, time worn face, there used to be a child? That that child used to live in the end, and have friends, and people who loved him. That he had a family at one point, and had others that loved him. years of training and serving in an army, he worked his way up. From down low, to up high, he would change and worry. People were torn away, and families broken. Because behind every small action you see, something bigger waits just underneath.

Have you noticed all the comeback books on wattpad are all the same? Well this one provides you with loads you have never heard before! Enjoy, and be the sarcasm royalty you know you are! Watch the Wattpad book trailer here! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZcgfvIXL_Y

Herobrine is searching for a legendary sword to help him conquer Minecraft. Steve and Alex, who are new players to Minecraft, must stop him. With the help of a group called the Guardians, can they save Minecraft? I do not own Minecraft. Basic Minecraft knowledge recommended for reading this novel. I am new to wattpad. I won't be posting chapters so often. If you are interested in this book please vote. If you aren't, you don't need to read it. (You should still vote.)

Hi, my name is Al Moog. I am from the planet Coruscant. I'm in trouble. These two gangs, Guavian Death Gang, and Kanjiklub are after me. I owe debt to the Guavians, and the Kanjiklub wants revenge because I pushed their former leader into a Sarlacc pit. To make matters worse, the First Order is after me too. I decided to make another book about STAR WARS. This is during STAR WARS: The Force Awakens. CAUTION If you haven't seen the movie, there will be spoilers. So if you don't care, that's you're choice. If you do, you should wait until you see it. But I'll carry on. THIS NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN STAR WARS. I JUST WROTE IT FOR FUN. I do not own Star Wars or anything in it. All other characters are of my own creation.

This book will contain any short stories I have written. Read "A Minecraft Story" before reading any of these stories. "Blinded: Pixel's Story" is the story of Pixel, a boy who goes blind after losing both his mother and his father. He must learn to survive on his own. "Into the Shadows: Yuri's Story" is the story of Yuri, a Mojang worker planning to overthrow Notch. But his plans are ruined by the Resistance. "The Mine" is a story of Steve's journey alone in an abandoned mine. He's just trying to get back to the newly created Resistance, but a few monsters have other ideas. "The Builder" is the story of Abby, a character in @Rocknrebel44's The Moone Trilogy. A wannabe builder in a PVP-only base, how will she ever get to do what she really wants to do? "Survivor" is a true story told in my point of view. It does not take place in Minecraft. It is the story of me surviving a school shooting. "The Fate of the Warrior" is a story of people from parallel universes colliding. Will Kat from "The Fate of Minecraftia" and Kat from @Rocknrebel44's "The Warrior" get along? Some of these characters are created by me, some are created by other Wattpad users. I do not own Notch, Herobrine, Jeb, or Steve.

Here are some funny blonde jokes!! I am a blonde, and I know that these jokes are just for laughs! Hope you laugh!!

Warning. Do not eat, drink, or go to the bathroom while eating- READING this. If u eat. u will probably choke. If u drink it will either go out ur nose or down the air pipe. If u got to the bathroom... I don't even have.to say it do I?

Hey Ladies! Ready for more laughter, sarcasm, rants, and overall fun? Haha don't worry I know I'm being cheesy. WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF STUPID GIRLY THINGS THAT ONLY GIRLS WILL UNDERSTAND! Let the girly-ness (not really but okay) begin! Highest Ranking: #1 in Random