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"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours." Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity. ***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.

'Books are uniquely portable magic.' -Stephen King. So you want to write a book, huh? Looks like you've come to right place.

HIGHEST RATING: #6 IN RANDOM WARNING: THERE ARE SWEARING MATURE THEMES AND TRIGGERING SUBJECTS Welcome to the Cliche Manual. I will explain to y'all the most known cliches and explain how to fix them, therefore, making your book more pleasant to read. Now some cliches are okay. But some are over the top. And that's what I'm trying to stop. Those Cliches that use to be original that is now buried in the Cliche Graveyard. Once an original idea that became too popular. So please grab a comfy blanket and grab some food because this will take a while. And if you see a cliche in this book that annoys you please comment vote or share! Cover Made by @ohmyhaylee Text Copyright ©Pancreak™2017 Some of these story ideas are made by others. All rights go to them for those chapters in particular. Sorry if I did somehow 'copy' your idea all rights go to you for that chapter :)

Top 10 BWISETs on Wattpad, LATEST ISSUES plus MUST READS PWERA ROMANCE! Panay yun na lang ba at SIKAT ang ire-RECOMMEND?? Pota! Ambaboy! Nakakasuka! Pweh! Isasampal ko sa inyo ang mga NON-Romance DITO na na hamak namang mas may KWENTA kesa sa KORNIng PAKYU-t kilig busabos romance na naglipana sa wattpad! OO, GALIT NA GALIT AKO SA BARA-BARA ROMANCE! CAPSLOCK NA YAN PARA MAS DUMUGO PA ILONG MO!! #cornyRomanceSucks

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