These are real pick up lines and ones I've made up by myself or with a friend. Some are sexual, some are sweet, some are cute, some are anime based, some are video game based, and some are just... Just dick ones... There mean as fuck. Like no joke.

This takes place three years after Blood Red. And just like the title says it's Ruby and Roman's first Christmas as a couple. As always I don't own anything, RWBY belongs to Monty and Rooster Teeth® Originally published December 18th 2016 Edited February 8th 2017

A post-timeskip RoseWick fanfic, if Roman were to survive. Inspired by the AMV Ode To Roman Torchwick. Note: Volume 3 and 4 spoilers.

This contains a bunch of RWBY scenarios with teams RWBY, JNPR, CFVY, SSSN, and more

The summer before Okuda enters her last year of highschool, she promises herself that she will devote her entire attention scouring colleges and scholarships, that is until she gets pulls into unusual adventures--however, during the duration of her summer, she rekindles with a certain mischievous redhead. [ Karma Akabane x Manami Okuda ]