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Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

Yeah, I Hate You Too, Sweetheart.

After not seeing each other for nearly eight years, Justin and Laila are suddenly forced to spend the entire summer together. Now if that's not bad enough, Justin and Laila couldn't be more opposite from each other. At first it's plainly clear to everyone that they're just not going to get along at all. But the more J...

I Hate You Too, Princess

Lexi Reeker and Ryan Martin have hated each other ever since seventh grade. It's their sophomore year now and they still fight like they're twelve years old. Maybe after spending some time together, they'll each realize the other isn't that bad.... Or maybe they'll grow to hate each other even more. But what happens...

Saved By One Direction

Sequel to: Kidnapped By One Direction Taylor's back! She is stronger than ever to the world but inside she is slowly breaking. Everything is crashing around her and she just wants to give up. But no the boys refuse to let her give up. The boys will slowly help her. But will she let them?

Kidnapped by one direction

This story is about a girl named Taylor Smile. She has a hidden talent which is singing. She gets kidnapped by one direction. It all started when her friend brought her to there hotel to see if she could get a glimpse of them. They take her because fans are chasing them so they bring her along. Will one direction find...

The Governor's Daughter (Glenn Rhee TWD)

Talia Blake , the daughter of Philip Blake (The Governor) lives with her dad in a town called Woodbury .. during an zombie apocolypse, she gets frightened from her dad's actions and runs away too a prison that she finds and they don't trust her at first but she falls for a korean named Glenn. Enjoy! x

My badboy

COMPLETED. Find out what happens with this crazy love story!!! Does she fall for the badboy?

Bad Boy Isn't My Type... (Published as 'The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Boys)

"The good girl always falls for the bad boy," he sneered and I smirked. "Well, you're in luck because I'm not a good girl," I retorted, causing a small smile to appear on his face. "Prove it." When Andy Deeks moves away from home to attend university, she soon regrets not checking out the details on her new roommate...

BadGirl?

2013-2014 "You don't know me, no one does," I said in a voice just above a whisper. "Then let me in, I want to know you," he exclaimed clutching onto my arms so I couldn't escape. I looked into his eyes that were swirling with so much emotion, "I'm- I'm messed up.." "I don't care, everyone's messed up!" He threw his...

Scary Stories

Just a book full of scary stories. If you have any ideas for a story, feel free to tell me!

The Fault in Our Stars

Some extra, for all the people who enjoyed The Fault in Our Stars, by John Green. Let me make this clear that this is not the original written by John Green, and this isn't even written by John Green.

My Bad Boy

Grace is a 17 year old girl with an abusive father. she cuts herself and she doesn't find the point in her life. she's an amazing artist with outstanding abilities. then a bad boy named Aaron comes along. he lived across the street from grace and he's got family problems to. Aaron's not really into the whole dating sc...

Disney Facts!

VOLUME 2 HAS BEEN PUBLISHED! Welcome to the magical fact book of all things Disney! In this book you'll read interesting facts about the parks, movies, characters, and if you're lucky, the cartoons as well. Some are interesting, some are funny, and some are maybe even done right frightening! Hope you all enjoy this bo...

Puppet Boy

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you...

The Mandela Effect

So, I have a conspiracy theory book, which these were originally meant to be a part of, but I realised that there was way too many...

Dorm Room 210 [Original]

Completed! This isn't the first time love had a roommate. It's been five years since the death of her parents and 19-year-old Lillian Camel still mourns their loss while battling with mental illness. Cooped up in her aunt's house, she embarks on a one-girl mission to survive university and get her bachelor's degree as...

Hide and Seek

How does your night go from a game of Hide and Seek with your best friend, to your parents being murdered the same night? On top of that, you're sent to live with your mother and father's best friend, Mrs. and Mr. Harmon. Although Emily and her brother have no idea who these people are, they're given the luxury life a...

The Man

Just some sinister story